Secrets Lanzarote Resort-Spa Adults Only

de'john pinnock3/5 · 2026-05

Firstly, there is no beach, don't believe what they say on expedia. We stayed here for 5 nights as a mini break. Service and hospitality was good but not wow. As it just outside of the main season it was very quiet & some of the restaurants/area of hotel were undergoing renovations/maintenance. We were supposed to be here all inclusive but due to a problem with Expedia, ended up with B&B. And honestly I'm glad. The food here especially in the buffet was average at best and very repetitive. I've had better food at lower price points. The speciality restaurant food was nicer but certainly not worth the up charge. We went to the local marina and found nicer food at decent prices. We stayed in the A block on the 8th floor. Warning to anyone, because its above the main atrium, it is very noisey in the evenings and more so when the entertainment is performing (which is ever night). Then there is also the loud clean up of that area, which seems to never end, with tables and chairs being dragged on tiles floor. The room was great, the only thing is expect to see ants, even in the bed.

Oli H5/5 · 2026-07

A great all inclusive resort. The drinks are premium, Mahou on tap and real cocktails in the piano bar (Old Fashioned, Martini etc.). The food is good and the mix of a la Carter restaurants and the main buffet keeps things fresh for 7-10 days without being to repetitive. The evening entertainment was surprisingly good. They have a rotation over 7 days, all genuinely talented. We went in June. I wasnt clear if they weren't at capacity, but getting a sun lounger wasn't ever an issue - no getting up at 7am to reserve. Overall, a relaxed, adult atmosphere great for couples. Big shout out to the gents in the piano lounge who were fantastic throughout, even when it got really busy during the evening entertainment. Getting a drink at your table was never an issue and they worked hard to achieve it.

natz4/5 · 2026-06

Overall we enjoyed our stay in Secrets. The hotel, facilities and food is of a very high standard. We booked B&B, availed of Coco cafe several times as well as Bluewater Grill for lunch on three occasions. Breakfast is really good with so many options, the only improvement needed is on the pastries (see further below). Staff generally are very pleasant and helpful. Our only negative experience was at the main bar in the evening where one staff member was quite abrupt with my husband. The staff seemed to be under pressure as it was very busy. I had mentioned I was pregnant when I booked so I was a little disappointed that there was no pregnancy pillow or any effort / consideration of this, We also had a super early check out and the hotel didn’t give us “to go” breakfast boxes which is something they should consider for guests who cannot avail of breakfast. I had booked treatments for my husband and I in the spa. This was an excellent, truly 5* experience. My masseuse Melisa gave me a thoroughly enjoyable pregnancy massage and even a little gift for my baby, a lovely touch. Well worth the price and a good real highlight of our stay. Some suggestions for the management of Secrets: - please upgrade the bathroom amenities; shower gel (which is lime green!), shampoo etc. They are made in PRC and the quality is very poor and way off 5* standard. The hotel could showcase a Canarian or Spanish brand. - Please instruct the chambermaids to fold the towels on the rack. Every day, one of the towels dangles directly where the toilet it. This is simply not hygienic! The towels should also be thicker and better quality overall. - Change the pastries at breakfast. The pastries have an off-putting gel coating on top and some even with chocolate sprinkles. - Have more signage / communication on what the entertainment is. - Room decor is a little bland and beige. More colour would be welcome!

Sophia Maoudis5/5 · 2026-06

My partner and I just returned from a 7-night stay at the secrets hotel. We were so impressed as soon as we walked through the door. Staff are very kind and attentive and will always be ready to help you. The hotel itself is wonderful. We had a pool facing room which was lovely and we could see the sea too. Rooms were cleaned everyday and to an exceptional standard. Very spacious, quiet and comfortable. We had breakfast every morning which was always the same but to a good quality. The pools are quite cold but refreshing after sitting in the hot sun. There are plenty of sun beds so nothing to worry about. We often walked to Puerto calero for dinners, there are some great restaurants there and markets on Tuesdays and Fridays. We also enjoyed the entertainment on the evenings, there was lots of variety over the 7 nights. Only thing to mention is that there a lot of cats in the local area that also make their way into the outside areas of the hotel; particularly at night when it is cooler. They seem friendly but we kept our distance, just something to note if you’re not keen on cats! Overall I would definitely return, our first time visiting Lanzarote was made so special, thank you secrets hotel!

David King5/5 · 2026-10

Stayed in Secrets for 2 weeks. It was a special holiday for our anniversary and the hotel looked after us so well. The glass of cava and cold cloth were so welcome on arrival. The staff at the hotel are all so kind and friendly and the whole resort was spotlessly clean. The food at the world cafe buffet was delicious with plenty to choose from. There are also 3 other restaurants to chose from and the food was amazing there too.

Chris Faulkner3/5 · 2026-09

Went for 10 days all inc with my partner. Firstly the positives the staff were friendly and helpful although very busy. The buffet was very good with themed nights and lots of choice and fresh grilled options. We thought the entertainment was good with a great Latin America singer which stood out. If you like cats you must stay here, they’re everywhere! Pools are really nice and the outside space has a good layout and good views of the ocean and in a very good location near the town. Good wide range of drinks to choose from although a couple made were undrinkable they were so strong. Sadly onto the downsides, mainly the service which I would put down to being understaffed, staff were very nice but in a total of 20 meals (lunch and dinner) we never got asked once if we wanted another drink or if everything was ok, there are staff that come round the pool every hour or so to take drinks orders but not frequent enough and takes ages to arrive. Had a horrible smell from the toilet one day luckily went away after a day. Cockroach found in room. Al La carte dining I didn’t think the quality was that great to be honest pasta I had was slimy from the Italian so we stuck to the buffet. Lastly the other main downside is the preferred package is very confusing if you don’t have it, the best part of the hotel which is what is mainly advertised online is preferred, you can’t go to any al la carte restaurants for breakfast or lunch apart from 1 which you can only go to after 3 which is awkward timing… just really felt that if you didn’t get preferred it was almost rubbed in your face. Also the spa wasn’t included in all inclusive and requires an extra charge per day which I thought was a bit cheeky. All in all we did have a really good time here but this being a 5 star and the price we paid 2.5k pp package we felt disappointed, it gave more 4 star hotel vibes. Thank you to all the staff as they were friendly and brilliant but just looked very busy the whole time!